Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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