somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Send help, water and tortillas.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Randomize
