White coat. Heels.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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