508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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