i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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