What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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