Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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