Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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