It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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