So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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