Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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