That's intense
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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