oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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