when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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