And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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