dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Randomize
