y did u give ur computer a hand job?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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