Where did you get a picture of my penis
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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