You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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