We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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