Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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