There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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