I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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