I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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