: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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