It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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