a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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