Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
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