Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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