You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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