We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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