Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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