Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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