i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
be right there i have to get my cape
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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