I think I died a long time ago.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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