Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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