maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
whose parrot is this?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
