i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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