i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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