Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Still dying that you shit outside
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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