I'm eating all of the evidence.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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