it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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