There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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