I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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