Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
bring money and cleavage
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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