We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
