a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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