I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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