How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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