There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Please don't give away my fajitas
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