saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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