he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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